polly is a bad girl!

this is why Polly needs constant supervision. she was alone for about 10 minutes... and look at the destruction! she completely destroyed her bed. now she gets to sleep on the hard floor, like all of the other non-pampered dogs in the world. her loss.

i'm so pissed off right now.


(listening to "We Used To Be Friends" by The Dandy Warhols)

loosen that snot with a neti pot!

ahhhhh! where do i even begin?

a few weeks ago, when i was in california with my family, my dad called me over to his computer to watch a video sent by my brother. paul is never one to disappoint when it comes to funniness, and that was true for this too.

at first, i wasn't sure what to make of it, because it started out with very relaxing music. however, i soon broke into hysterical laughter.


follow this link then click the top where it says "Watch the Neti Pot Demonstration Here"


poor lady, could she look any more asexual? i swear, this looks like it could have been a SNL skit.

apparently this is a very popular product, because i found multiple places that a neti pot can be purchased online.

in researching the neti pot, i found many beautiful images showcasing the pot's usefulness as well as expert neti users. please take a few moments to peruse my gallery.

professional neti pot user

just starting

who knew that my doppelganger was such an avid user?

according to this man's site, this is an image of "a wash while feeling okay"!

notice the grin?

"a wash while feeling cruddy"

closet neti pot user

"Comatose Neti"

who knew that Kevin Federline liked to neti?

take it from this guy, he knows how to neti

don't forget to finish with a "farmer's blow"

and then remember to stick your excess tubing down one nostril and out your mouth

(listening to "Trusted" by Ben Folds)

happy (v)heart day!

(listening to "Plan A" by The Dandy Warhols)

"i wish i could quit you" ... (sob..sob...blah..)

this is too funny. thanks alisa for posting this for our enjoyment!

nothing new...

i really don't have anything to say, because nothing much is going on with me.

i did go to disneyland in cali last weekend. that was a lot of fun. as soon as i get off my butt and get my pictures developed... i will maybe post about that.

i cut and colored my hair today. (see below for a bad picture that i took of myself) i love it. it feels so healthy and i llllooooovvvveee the color!

hhmmmmm..... what else.... i'm happy... oh, i know! the coachella lineup has been announced. let me just say that i about pooed myself when i saw that the Scissor Sisters are going to be there. here are the bands that i'm most looking forward to seeing...

in no particular order...

scissor sisters
metric
daft punk
depeche mode
sigur ros
franz ferdinand
clap your hands say yeah (don't they just sound like a fun group?)
go team
cat power
the zutons
yeah yeah yeahs
bloc party
wolf parade
coheed and cambria
go! team
sleater-kinney

i'm not going to kill myself to make it to the Gobi tent in time to see...

mogwai
tool

i'm mostly excited to hang out with (v)hat + friends. so much fun!



well, that's pretty much it for me. here's my bad new hair picture...

have a good day everyone.

(listening to "Exit Stage Right" by Badly Drawn Boy)